My story goes something like this:
I have tried to lose weight a few times before and I always have given up.
A while ago, I developed a deep and passionate love for Adam Levine, lead singer of Maroon 5.
Unfortunately, he has a blond bombshell supermodel girlfriend.
That’s when I realized that if I want someone as perfect as Adam Levine, I need to be just as perfect.
And so I am going to lose weight because I love Adam Levine.
Not logic, I know. Stupid, I know.
But I’m doing it anyway.
So, I’m 5’3”
CW: 152
Goal Weight: 120
Current Measurements:
Bust: 40
Waist: 30
Hips: 41
Goal Measurements:
Bust: 38 (Genetically gifted with massive tits)
Waist: 25
Hips: 35